I am the Lust Amigo! I'm here with my trusty companion, Magic Maria, to privately help guide you through finding new and exciting ways to spice up you and your partner's sex life.

Hola Amigos!

I am the Lust Amigo! I'm here with my trusty companion, Magic Maria, to privately help guide you through finding new and exciting ways to spice up you and your partner's sex life.

The Idea

By answering some questions, some spicy, some mild, I can guide you through some new sexy ideas and activities that you both love (or secretly want).

We hope this will help you pioneer the wild west of your hacienda!

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Click the sexy pepper icon next to each question to mark things that you think are especially caliente!

Want To See The Questions First?

Feel free to check out the questions, you can always come back to this page to sign up.

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At The End

When you're both done, we'll send you a list of the things that you both have indicated you'd like, and none of the things you didn't.

What's The Catch?

Well, aren't you the cautious one? Good! I hope you take your privacy seriously.

Here it is: At the end of this I may show you some products mixed in with your results that you might like. If you had a bueno time and want to buy a toy or something that matches up with your sick perverted interests, I just ask that you consider clicking the product links on my site and buying those. That's it!

Get Started

When you're ready to take this journey of the heart, enter some basic info below. You can answer questions when you'd like. We'll send both you and your partner an email with a link to start answering questions.

What We Need

To get started, we just need you to fill out the below and we'll get to work!

You

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Them

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Their Equipment

Types of Questions

This site is not meant for any ninos under 18 years old.

We take your privacy seriously, and apart from anonymous statistics, we don’t (and won't) share information with anyone else, and never anything personally identifiable.